Sacred Cods and Holy Mackerals

BREAKING NEWS! Kate caught brutalizing her kids!!
June 17, 2009, 11:55 am
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Well, maybe brutalize isn’t the right word. But she did spank one. Thankfully it was all caught on film by people standing hundreds of yards away using telescopic lenses, who then called the police to report this thuggery and then snapped away when police responded to confront this maniac mother.

InTouch is all over the latest scandal, dedicating several pages to the vicious assault perpetrated at the hands of an out-of-control woman who clearly hates her children. Why else would she do something that only 90% of parents in the country say they have done?

Thankfully, InTouch has talked with a number of specialists who have never met Kate or her children so we can proprerly understand “the debate over whether her children are safe!”

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Can we focus on the real crime here, please? Which one of those kids is going to mercy-shave Kate’s ugly coif?

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